Doves and Wilmott

When my father passed in Johannesburg

I was executor and gave the eulogy

I elected for an open casket

And the corpse had been


My father was given a Hitler moustache

So he looked like an Afrikaner

Not the English gentleman that he was.

The fuckers.

Copyright B E Saunders 2016

(Courtesy of Doves and Wilmott of Randburg, South Africa)

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