The Chinese Stealth Fighter

The only time I have seen a stealth fighter

It flew over my house like a Chinese pilot

Hung up on bluebrds of happiness

At an altitude of about five hundred feet.

Not very loud it is true

But they should do something about the colour black

It’s quite distinctive.

 

This is absolutely true.  I live in Bath, not far from RAF Lyneham as it used to be.  This was about ten years ago – God knows what the pilot was doing.