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The sound came from above. It was not as if he had heard it before – it has been a new one since he had heard it for the first time only two weeks ago but he had not recognised it as such.  He had derived numerous apothecary salves from his tutor of new mu and this had led to the realisation that there had to be a new mu that would delete the new from the mu and make it so, knowing that it could be the end of the first time and the start of the second.  This had the effect of making it a new and not a mu and therefore he had to start living in the present again and recognise that it was  a new sound that came from above and not the same one that had started the frame of reference abou’ the new and the mu about six months or so ago.

There is a new mu and a new mu and a new mu.  But this is not the start of the mu this is the end of the fin and so it is the end of the fin and the end of the fin and so.

This is not going to be easy to explain but it is true that there is a new mu in everybody and this is not the first time it had occurred within him! But it had occurred about the end of the mu and this is not the end of the mu but the begin and so he had no idea what he was writing about as he started the story without plan or vouchsafement.  This is the end. Begin.

Copyright B E Saunders 2016

It isn’t easy to write a book let alone a story and yet this is the one that shall be published. It is no’ goin’ to be the ain’ of the t’, it is g’win to be the fine ‘ay of all.

There once was a bo’ called Sue who could no’ be a fee-l withou’ there bein’ a noo. That is, there was no use to be a noo there was but a use to be a fal or foal. It tuk a large number of han’s to be abe’ to see tha’ this was a Noo and tha’ this is the the en’ of the begin and the star’ of the fi-le.  This fi-le was the new and there bein’ jus’ one of them here need be jus’ a smar’ and a soul and that is the fina’ and the sin’.

There is a noo and an ol’ and this is the ti’ for the noo and not the ol’ but.  This is no’ the en’ but the en’ of the begin and so…it is so.

This is no’ goin’ to be ease bu’. This is no’ goin’ to ease but it is agoin’ to be see’ and therefore it is agoin’to seal the vic-try for the Saint of the Bartholomew Diaz, that is the saint of the hysterical and the amorphous that is the saint of the shapeless and the indefatiguable who try to ge’ through to the othe’ si’ withou’ ever sein’ the en’ of the ti’ and so.

This is the noo as in the Now and there is no way that this is going to be a new but an ol’ one.  That is, the way thru is no’ agoin to be ease bu’t it is  agoin’ to be craze-y without some forma’ to be esclamed abou’.

Ees goin’ to be random, is wha’ I’m sayin’ and soo’ allus fella’s is goin’ to see tha’ this s no’ going to be, i’is goin’ to be fee-l, as in weel and feel togetha. This mins tha’ this is no’ goin’ to be, it is going to see and that means tha’ no way is I goin’ to be insulted by the likes of yu, ye mickel and that means yu!,  and tha’ means yu’.

This is no’ agoin to be it is goin’ to see and tha’ means yu had better get the star’ right an’ understan’ tha’ this is no’ the star’ of a shmick but the end of a flick and that means the en’ of the mo-vie.  Okay?

Copyright B E Saunders 2016

It isn’t the one who sees it is the one who sees it and sneers that wins the end game of love.  It isn’t the new but the ol’ that gets the dame and that is the fact of life. It is the nee who sees it and the nee who snares it not the nay and not the naytoo but the too to be nay and the too to be nay and the nay of the noo and the nay of the noo and the noo and the noo and the noo.

This means that although there is a new one in the same story as the one you are following right now, it is the new in the way that gets to see the bird and the one without the way and the noo who gets to sit in the car.

It came to pass one night that both he and she were about to get ready to get it on when it came to him that his buddy in the car might prefer to watch and therefore it came to being that they invited him up for a jar and a rep at the mark of Saul of Tysis and this is not the one who sees it but the one who sneers that did it.  That did it, huh? Well actually it was the one who did it not who did it since he was the one who brought up the subject of being cold in the car while he waited for them to get it on and get it down so this is not the end of the ga’ but the end of the ga-me so to speak. This is not the end but the begin so let us continue.

Let us see what becomes of the one who sneers while the one who sits gets a fit of tace in the mace and the mouth through the use of misnomer and misparagraphing. This is not going to be an easy fault to see since it is the police who mace him not the girl!  It is not the girl who is responsible it is the girl who is irresponsible and therefore gets the end of the nu and the end of the new and this is not the end of the nu but the start of the new friendship of ice and lemon tea.  So…

This is going to be the end and not the end if and this is not going to be the end if this is going ot be the end of and the end of the end and that makes the end the start of the start and the start of the start of the start of the start of the start of the start of the start. So…

This is going to be the start and forthwith I begin.

After she started to give him a blowjob she started to hum and that turned him on no end as she vibrated with her lips down his cock and it started to slee and slew as if it was alive by itself without nee’ of a knife to sort the shit from the cake so to speak – all was one and so it began to feel as if it was the end of the tie and the star’ of the shy and the uninhibited such that it was a real and not a role like it should.  This was not the way but the we and this led to the downfall of the air and pair as it should, they both started to get in the way of each other and this led to the star’ of a full compliment of tether and mether and so it was that she gave in and gave him the end of her ti’ and this led to the end of the sayquence not the sequence as they both knew it would.

This is not the begin, this is the stage of the event where they both star’ to feel that this could be a long relationship and thus it began – the sneer and the callgirl who would be both the end and the star of the show.  Both of them could not fee’ and this meant that neither of them could be without each other who knew them like the rest of them didn’t including the one who waited in the car.  This was not the one and this was not the one either but the one who could not be and could not fee’ and the one who could not fee’ was not the wen but the one who could and could not by chance and therefore this went into the li-fe of the show and party.

There is no way to say this other than to tell the truth so this is the truth – to get them into a new one so that they could enjoy the soul of their par-tay there was a need for they to be a new and this was not the one that they wanted but the one they selected for the rhyme of life was theirs for the taking and this led to their being unable to see and this led to their being unable to say or smell that their one was the one and their one was the one that did not get into the gear that they prescribed for the fitting occasion of their lovelife namely the rubber and glue of the nasal passage that was corrupt by their cocaine intake that gave way to their new think, namely their new think that was no one’s but their own.  This is not a psalm and so this is not a qualm neither it is a quotient of the rule of thumb that it could take a year or more before they could be a newfound love in the near or far of their existence.  That could be the end but it could be the send too.

This is going to be a short book so keep trying to follow.

This is going to be a short book so keep trying to follow. Naaah!

There once was a tie and it said “This is not a law it is a qui. IN other words it said that it is forbidden to get on with your loved one without needing to be a nu or a new and therefore it needed to be said that nothing that is nowt could be done to stop the real from getting into trouble with the law i.e. there is not way of getting into the trouble of the law without getting into the trouble with the sky itself who caught the gender of the romance without getting the gender of the distance such that no one could do and no one could say and this led to the begin of the begin and no it was not the one it was the one who was not the one and this is not the end this is the begin and so…

Okay – enough of this trash as I try to exume the story from the midst of the repetitive tres anglais post renaissance participle of soun’ and give the red to the blue for a keepsake and discuss the way forward with the storyline such that it knows but does not know the way through.

Now there is a new and this is it – to be or not, there is a way that does not get in and that does not get ou’ either.  It is a nu as in nu, which is the en’ of the we’ and the en’ of the wu and the en’ of the wu tan fu which is the en’ of the wu and the won and therefore is the won that does not get in but gets in withou’ the nu so…try this; there is a nu that does not get in and that does no’ get ou’ and thus it is the wu that gets the in and it is the wu that gets the wo’ as in the won and only that is the sher.  Sher is not the sure but the sher as in the tiger.  Tiger is the wu and the wa’ but the wa’ is not the wa it is the wu and the wa and so it is the wa’ and the wa’ is the wa’ and the wa’ as we mean to be saying.  Therefore there is a wa’ that is not the wa’ but the way and this is the way so get this – there is a way that is not the way but the wa and that is the wa but the wa s not the wa and so it is the wa and the wi and the wi is the wi and so gets forte i.e. strong.  Question mark. Have we got it?

There is a way to see this thru and that is to see that there is a one and a numb and the numb is a numb that is quik to see that this is the en’ and no’ the begi’ and so.

End of.

Copyright B E Saunders 2016

1. Mercury: No – too hot for water

2. Venus – No – no particulate water for refraction

3. Mars – no – water is present in the soil but not particulate in the atmosphere (2/3 nitrogen and can hold loads of water but not at 300C)

4. Uranus – yes but under the clouds, low to the surface where we cannot see them.

5. Jupiter: Yes – again – too hot but not too cold, just too sink. i.e. too many near star apparents. (an apparent = a New Way of being/seeing = EVO = Energy Variant Observation = how a system’s state changes without looking at it until it is time to look and it changes again into something you didn’t see until you saw it and the reaction is: “What the f**k was that!”  i.e. another way of putting it is that there is simply too much kinetic energy near the planet.

6. Saturn – yes a velvet rainbow or Star Swathe – a blackened area around the surface of the moon Saturnus when it is in a position equivalent to an eclipse wrt to earth, Saturnus interferes with the passage of ring stellar material giving rise to a diversion of flow giving rise to a flow pattern or wake – picture a paint brush with black paint on it painting out some stars in a flow shape in radio waves – since telegrammetry is used in the main for detection of systems outside the visual field.

7. Pluto – plenty of water and yes rainbows.

8. Dune = Neptune = plenty of water but no repeat no rainbows on it.  No eat no sleep is the reason.

end transmission

best wishes

Bruce E Saunders, MEng

Copyright B E Saunders 2016

There is a new one in town. A new One and that is me. Moi.

This is the one that does not foregive and does not forget.  It does not foregive and it does the rst of the ti’ with the nu and the no and so this is going to bet bitter and then it is going to get sma’ and then it is going to get smaller and smaller until it gets so beautiful that no one but no one is going to doubt that I and not J F V Vincent came to the conclusion that I and not he did the wor’ that gave rise to the function that it is the en’ and not the rea that is the true way through the rea and not the true way through the real.

This is no’ goin’ to be the end unless some get the full picture that is this – he has been stealing from me for what seems a decade and this has got to stop.  The local coppers know but since there has not been a complaint they have been reluctant to follow suit – that is protect my rights even tho they know that this is the game of chan’ and not chance.  So this follows that they have been remiss and thus they have no way of knowing that they have to be the ones to get this fucker before I lay hands upon him myself.

He has been into my file system using his Apple and this has been one of the most enduring practises of his in decades to try and endeavour to unseat me from my throne as the most reputable man in the country as far as biomimetics goes – I have not tried to hurt him but I shall.

This goes without saying that I shall seek damage and seek damages from the man if this goes much further and it shall and therefore he risks insolvency and disrep throughout the rest of his life as I sue him to the end of his rep and use the en’ of the rep to see that he gets the en’ and not the end of the tie in his eye.

Sigh.

There is no way that I shall stop nor rest before I see him in Hell so to spea’ as well as Peter For’ and the rest of them and this shall be the end of the matter. There is a nu and a new andthis is a nu and not a new and therefore there needs to be the end as well as the en’ andthis shall be prove true and therefore there needs to be the en’ as well as the end so…tie at the bar!  Get this – this is the shmoo and not the smoo talking and that gets the end in the end and no’ the end.

“This isn’t going to be soma this is going to be winta and there had better be a way to get out of this mess without having to give anyone a hiding” he said.  This is the beginning of the vernac as the wen has to be the en’ and not the wherefore until they had been in and ou’ the frontdoor of the hoe and the woe and the soe of the hoe is not the woe it is the way forward and that is not the only way it is the hayway and that means that this is going to be a hoe and a how and a how and a hoe and a hoe and a hoe and a hoe and a hoe and so on until this is not a we’ but a wen and that means a went or a went to which is equivalent to a new and not a nu and therefore there needs to be a wu and a won and the won had better be the one and not the wen or the Won and this means that this is the wen and not the won and that means the won is the won and the won is the won and so get this: “I hate the Bath University” he said “and that means the entire campus and therefore I am sure it hates me similarly” and thus it is true that the entire campus is a redoubt that can be circide and thus circum and so it is circum that it does not need to be circay but circae and thus it is no ho’ that it is circae and thus it is circay which is the definition of ho’ and thought it may seem to de diff it is in fact the sa’ and this is no’ the ho’ but the hose as it gets into the well and gets into the well and so.

This means that there is no one who can tell what the end of the me is and there is no end to it as long as I am alive and that means I shall struggle and struggle to subsume the end of the end until I know that there is a better way to get even.  And I WILL, get even that is, for the usurp against my authority upon the subject that is Bio Mim Etics in the future of the whole until I know that this is the end and no’ the en’ of the begin, so to speak.

Oh by the cum this is not the ai’ but the ar-se of the world is Bath and I need to know that it is the end of the worl’ so I can see that it is no’ the become but the beken and this is the beken but no’ the become and that is final and so what is the beken without the become and what is the beken without the become and that is that. Truf!

There is a new and that is nu and that is nu and that is not the nu but then nu so there is a nu and a no that is no’t the en’ but the en’ and this is a discussion that should take place without the rhyme or reason of a new and a rhyme of a nu that does not need to be seen but hear’d until it starts to be a blee’d and a blee’d is no’ a blee’ but a bleed where the end comes through without the nigh or the n-word, which is a word without nee or nee’d and this is not the nee but the need of the wen and so this is not the wen but the we and the we is the wen and no it does not rhyme but it does mean that this is not the rhyme but the wen and the wen is not the wen but the wender as in Wim.

Now, for a new word that is no’ in the dictionary like and that is yes you guessed it, wen and wem and wender and wym and wym and wym and wym ad infinitum as each depends upon the other nd the next until it is clear that each meaning is the duplicate of the next and they all mean the same and that is they all mean the word f-u-ck.

In the time it takes to choo-se the end of the wor-d it is the same as asking if there is a new and or a nu and this means that this also too means f-u-ck and that means that everything means fuck too.  To do!  What is f-u-ck but a we and a we is the we and the we is the fuck that is the cumshot over the head of most other people who do not know what it is to be fuck-ed in the head without sorrow or head of stea-m or inval-iding the recipient into submission or hea-lth with a new and a new and a new.  Therefore there needs to be a nu and a new that is so sorry for itself that it tells the world what has happened to it so the rest of the worl’ can see that it is not the fault of he but the fault of the rest of the sorry bunch of athletes who call themselves academics but live a life of sorry intervent and interdent and few have been able to see that for there has been a new and an ol’ for as long as Ping can remember and Ping is not an oldboy it is an oldgirl called Maisie Twin.

Maisie Twin is a girl without nu and without new and therefore it is a new and a nu and a nu and a new and therefore it is no and it is no and it is no and it is no and it is no and it is no and no and no and no and no and no and no and nu therefore it is a nu and a no and that is it.

Copyright B E Saunders 2016

Christ!  There isn’t…

“Lookout!” he said.  “There isn’t going to be another one so this had better be good, Dogboy!”

“Ok, I see what you mean.  Let’s see what we can come up with” he said in a calm voice.  Dogboy that is.

“Take a chance but don’t be square if you know what I mean?  Get into the groove, boy, and make me with it!” he screeched hilariously.  “Get some into me and put me on the stash, Mash!”  He subsumed some more powder without so much as a splash of cash.

“This ain’t what it meant to be, so here” he pushed forward another one across the idle desk counter like a jet stream across a chase scene.  “This ain’t too much but it ain’t too bad if you know what I mean.”

“Cool Baby, you got it good mate, nice one, Fidgero my baby, yeah!”  He sneezed and snorted in satisfaction as you do. “Okay, next one wad without the nose candy thrill!  You do tricks Dogboy me ol’ Sunny?”

“What about a new Stuff and Nonsense for my new friend?” (i.e. spliff tomake-cha wanna vomit if you please, suh?)

“Good Boy!  If you make me whizz I’ll free ya of them slave tackles and set you on your way a free man!  Doncha wanna slake that tirst and be a man, Boydog?  Doncha wanna feel some free expression?  Doncha wanna feel some bootie on your callphone and be free of all  this betwixt and between?  How about movin on up for me and the boys, the Beastie Boys, my cousins and me?”

“Wey-hay my man, that’s what I want to hear!  You’re a good boy and a soulmate and that’s what happens with a Billy Phizz, it makes you whizz in a Jenny circumstance, ya know what I mean you Jelly-freak?”

“Yeah, man, be cool be smooth this ain’t soo cool Baby!  Smooth be cool and let’s got on it fast, partner.  Lay it down and pass the gas, Hepcat!”

“Jeez, well, I don wan ta seel the deal like butcha no I’s got a few overheds of my own like.”

“Now be square and be fair man!  This and no cheapside trick.  This is fuckin-A.  Now see here I don’t want no clam chowder in this fuckin’ fizzpool all right?  You gotta move in a take it like a man, Dran! No comin, no scummin, no funning, you dig?”

“Murphy you old stout stop getting it up my leg! – You keep coming on here like a horny dog and it’s no foolin you but you’s not got it the sack to do better! So what say we deal with the man and get out o’ here?”

“Cool Bruv if that’s how you feel I’m cool.  I just t’ought you might like to try it fust before you snuck off back to your lair, you know what I meen?”

“Sure, sure Bro let’s get clean in the mean. It good in the cood and screw the rest of the boys. Let’s get on and shove it, Big-arse man.  You’ve had it! I’m off the train!”

“No, cool down boy!  There’s no need to spoil the party we’re all lads from the good place here no need for that stuff we’re all made and be squared okay?  Let’s just think a bit before we’re doing something.  I mean if we’re talkin big then let’s talk big big and see what comes of it okay?”

“Cool, then let’s make like flow and go!  I don’t want a cool shot at this I want a hotshot up the Mississippi IPA okay? Let’s jam!”

“Good. Sit your arse down and we’ll work a scam.  This is what we’ll do.  You take dis and dis and we’ll take dat and split it up even.  So’s even if you know you won’t be able to tell.”

“Okay.  That’s good.  I can deal that better than even.  Nice one bro!”

“Cool now we’s speaken the language of love. I like dis very much.  I’s smilin’ like.”

“Mui gracias pre amgo! Duos gracias et mi amigo too.  Good shit!”

“Now let’s get outta here before the fuzz catch us packin.  Sleep-slidin away, Sammy boy!”

“See ya, Dogboy!”

“Arrivaderci Snowman!”

“Hombre!”

(Part 2, in other words, of TIME ON)

This is not going to be clear but it should be easier to read.  This is not going to be clear but it should be easier to understand too.  There is a way to see what I am writing but it is to look through the words into the sill and then to see what the end result is.  This is not a way to see but a way to fee-l and to feel is to fee-l and to fee-l and to fee-l without there being a way to see that it is a new and not a nu and a new and not a nu and a new and not a nu and so on.

Once upon a time there was a new and a nu and the nu was not the wu it was the way to see. It is not important to understand which is which it is important to understand that both words sound the same but are spelt different and therefore are analogous to one another in speech but different in word.  Therefore there needs to be a pronounced system of varia such that this is not mistaken for being a nu or a new but a nu way of seeing that does not include the nee and the need of the weh and the when of being a self starter in the world of literature, and then to commensurate this with the nee to be a nu and a new without being a sin and a sen or a sen and a sin so to speak without which there is no way that it can be seen without being seen to be different without being sound differently too.  This differ is too bi’ to be bi’ and therefore it is sma’ and sma’ and sma’ and sma’ and small.

I try and try but I still ha’ a new and a nu which is a sin and a sain’ but not a sain’ which makes it a nu and a new without there being a new and a nu so there need s to be a new such that there is a new and a new and a new and a new and a new and a new and a new and a new and a new and a new and a new and a new and a new and a new and a new and so vorts.  This is not going ot be ease but a ays and a ays and a ays and a ays and a ays and a ays and a ays t’ b’ a n’ and a n’ and a n’ and a n’ and a nigh not a nigh to be so get this:

This is not going to be the when but the wi and the wi is not to be the wi but the weh and the weh is not going to be the wen but the wen of the wen of the wen of the wen of the wen of the wen of the way into the fee-l of the way into the new worl’ of the ty. In other words this is not a weh but a when and that makes it a new not a nu and that is all.  Bless!